Applied? Now, write your admissions essay!
Hi-
Thanks for applying to ZSOM, you’ve taken the first step in the rest of your career! You must be very excited.
To finish your application, please complete the form below, answering the following topic in 100 words or less:
How do you anticipate your career developing so that you can continue to financially support ZSOM as an alumnus? Or if that topic doesn’t interest you, come up with your own!
Please note, our ninjas offer bonus points for haiku submissions.
Geter Dun,
Assistant Applications Officer
10 comments
ZSOM takes PayPal.
Ninjas get my cash money.
Transaction complete.
My GPA sucks
ZCOM suits me well because
No MCAT required
The clinical years
Are the least of my worries
The same with textbooks
Post-graduation
I will support ZSOM well
Giving lots of dough
Here is a picture
Maybe I can get a date
With Barry Zlatko
Don’t reckon y’ kin hide fum me fo’evah yo scumbag ah’s a-gonna git thet chile suppo’t outta yo’ eff’n it’s th’ last thin’ ah do on this hyar earth!!!!!!
Lurleen - Whit y’ doin messin up my page!? y’ knows I gots to makes me so money for d’ kidz an git ma Tranz-Am outta impound. Lea me alone whils I put the poke to dem piggies here.
Goes and hunt up some possum fo dinna for lil Billy-Ray and Jasma-Dean. Deh hungree. I be back home soon wit loads o cash, y’ see.
For so many years
I have waited to enter
Med school nirvana.
Now the Way is clear
And my path clearly points me
To ZSOM Med School.
ZSOM has the potential to be the best. I applied, sent a paypal payment, and within a few minutes had an email confirmation of payment and an acceptance. I start anatomy tomorrow with real living people.
I make application for medical school because I like be doctor. I have study biology and chemistry but not like so much. Now Zlatko say ok I not finish chemistry class! Now I give drug for peoples!
I’m a med school student now!
Guys. Do you provide online medical care? I have something wrong . . . down there.
I believe I have what it takes to be a doctor. Ever since I was a young person I have looked up to those in the medical community. If granted acceptance, I would strive to be the best possible doctor and I wouldn’t ever give up in my pursuit of knowledge. Is that good enough? Oh, yeah. I have a trust fund.
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